#TheAlex2016

There isn’t a more enlightened and health conscious baby than The Alex. The Alex achieves the prestigious position of Chief Curator of Dallas Contemporary at the age 20. The Alex has a new contemporary wing named after him by the Dallas Museum of Art. The Alex, a Tai Chi master, also creates a zero calorie high energy craft beer that is purchased by Anheuser-Busch. The Alex uses profits from free yoga enlightenment classes to share with inner city children across the nation and throughout the world, creating a mediation program that contributes to world peace. The Alex creates a calorie free seaweed popcorn, which becomes a powerful tool against the war on obesity decreasing diabetes 10 fold in future generations. The Alex is available in any height, weight, skin color, eye color, or sex.