#TheChris2016

For the family who loves competition, The Chris is a winning baby. The Chris is the first professional GO player to beat a computer generated player in 10 years. The Chris wins several Fields Medals in mathematics before the age of 16. The Chris is a world class Crossfit Champion. The Chris develops a genetic supplement to alter appearances, which is used successfully by the CIA. The Chris, as a precocious child, is chosen as a creative philanthropic director of The Melinda and Bill Gates Foundation. The Chris has the guilty pleasure of buying the only known recipe for the International Award Winning Teo’s Peanut Butter and Nutella Swirl gelato and sharing it once a year as host of the Bilderberg Conference. The Chris is available in any height, weight, skin color, eye color, or sex.