#TheEvan2016

Beloved by all, The Evan succeeds in athletics and solving world problems. The Evan begins a stellar career as a Disney star at the age of three. The Evan travels widely as a young star becoming the youngest Japanese Tea Master in history before the age of 14. The Evan climbs the world’s 7 tallest peaks before 22. The Evan becomes the first kicker to win a Heisman trophy. The Evan develops a world recognized clean water campaign to save millions of people in Africa. The Evan negotiates peace in the Middle East. The Evan virtually eliminates poverty as President of United States. The Evan hosts a late evening interview program that is enjoyed world-wide in many languages. The Evan is available in any height, weight, skin color, eye color, or sex.