#TheJordan2016

You won’t find an achiever who is also capable of communicating on such a powerful level as The Jordan.
The Jordan earns a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award for poetic readings and music. The Jordan is also a pioneer in reversing Alzheimer’s Disease. The Jordan wins an Olympic Gold Medal in Trap & Skeet Shooting . The Jordan creates a DNA Sequencing which leads to the discovery of a global exotic protein juice company that brings about world peace. The Jordan serves as a Supreme Court Justice before the age of 35. The Jordan is available in any height, weight, skin color, eye color, or sex.