#TheMorgan2016

When it comes to success, look no further than The Morgan. The Morgan becomes a National Merit Scholar at age 8. The Morgan at age fifteen wins the Google innovative engineering award for his teleportation app on the mini iPhone 26S Minus. The Morgan is one of the first astronauts to pioneer and self-fund galaxy exploration. The Morgan discovers the Fountain of Youth on one of Saturn’s moons, which is also used extensively in medical research. The Morgan is a Master Sommelier, who prefers lavender infused oxygen at the local oxygen bar before and after running 20 miles a day. The Morgan wins the Nobel Peace Prize in Science for developing a new technology protecting bees from cellular transmissions. He creates robotic bees to support the bee's equilibrium thereby saving our ecosystem. The Morgan is available in any height, weight, skin color, eye color, or sex.